poo lyrics!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYkrGvhRrJs
freakin awesome song


btw i wrote the lyrics for the poo song and i even sent them to sam and sim
sam said we could learn it and sing it as a group











JD:
hey miss miller
we just need a stool sample

MissMiller:
why do you need a stool sample when you think that i'm just a nut?

JD&Turk:
'cause the answers not in your head my dear,its in your butt.
* tink *

JD:
You seeeeee
Everything comes down to poo
From the top of your head to the sole of your shoes
We can figure out what's wrong with you by, looking at ur poo,turk-

Turk:
Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
when you flush your dookie down,
you flush away the answer

JD:
It doesnt really matter
If it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out whats ailing(?) you
as long as it's a douche!
YES everything comes down to poo
*everything comes down to poo*
Turn your vascular and your nervous system too
All across the nation
we trust in defecation
Everything comes down to poo

Turk:
If you want too know whats wrong
dont sit and act so cool
just be a man
and eat some bread
and drop the kids off at the pool

Random girl:
my stomach hurts
jd
check the poo
random girl:
i sprained my ankle
turk:
check the poo
random guy:
i just got shot
jd:
check the poo
random maintenance guy
: the plumber got kool-aid in my eye!( ? o_O)
turk:
check the poo
random maintenance guy
mine or his?
jd:
first him then you

jd:
it may sound gross
you may say shussh
jd&turk:
but we need to see what comes out your tush!

everyone:
BECAUSEEE
everything comes down to poo
whether its a tumour or a touch of the flu
please wont you pick uo a big fat clue?>
turk:
our number one test isy our number two
everyone:
if there is no _____ ( didnt get this one) matchings
everything comes down too-
jd:
doo doo
turk:
doo doo
jd:
doo
turk:
doo doo
everyone:
everything comes down to poo!

meh maybe not really correct,but oh well.

(: maybe watching devil wears prada!

Wait,i forgot something.
What is it?
You're probably one of the best things that have happened to me.