Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHouse
Simpsons scared -
Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousinsExcited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-eas
tWorried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfit
sY/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With eas
eJapan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Dear Zrianne,I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over.I think I realized it when _last year__2__outside of chigago____3___ and I saw you _sit on_4my penpal in Ghana_5. I'm sure you're man_6___ enough to understand _that your hondasucks__7_. I'm returning __thecouch cushions_8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9_your photo__ as a memory. You should also know that I __always wanted to break_10___oprah's imitations _11.12_Grettings to your frog Leonard__,-Anna-
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Stupid long tag -_-
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Sunday, November 2, 2008
Shushushushushsu.
(= i've been looking at phone models.
These are the ones i dream to have
: SE W580i
: SE S500i
): The world will be gayer if there's no such thing as money.Bah!
On a lighter note,i sold about 5 kg of old books to the 2nd hand bookshop and i got $30 bucks! So freaking proud.Must sell more!
Rawr :B Btw,i wrote another segment.Just came to my mind.(My mind's cukoo a little bit)
Danica padded slowly to the warm livingroom,careful not to spill her hot chocolate in her hands.As she snuggled into the couch,she sighed happily as the heat from the fireplace covered her 5’’5 body.The snow outside was falling on the pavement,one by one. Danica slowly sipped her hot drink,enjoying the chocolatey sensation that flooded her mouth.
Her feet was under the blankets as she snuggled closer to the end of the couch.Mhhm,life was good at this point.A hot drink,a fantastic working fireplace and the reassurance she gets,what else could she ask for?
“Nic?” Byron suddenly said,breaking the silence.That’s her fiancĂ©e,sitting at the other end of the long leather couch.He is about 5”7,not your average tall bold guy.However,he makes Danica safe when he wraps his arms around,giving her reassurance that she will be safe as long as she is in his arms.He has a great sense of humor which are one of the reasons why Danica is in love with him.
“Mhmm?” She looked up,a chocolate mustache forming around her mouth. He chuckled and asked “Can I have some?” Danica cringed at his request.It was HER chocolate on the bloody cold day.But marriage is all about sharing and caring.She ought to practice it now,she thinks.
Reluctantly,she handed over the come,ready to part with the warmth she felt in her hands.But instead of grabbing the cup and drinking back the contents,he scooted so nearer to her,so near that she could feel his breathe on her skin.She looked into his eyes,confused.Danica clasped the mug tighter and as she was about to give it to him,Byron pressed against her,his lips crushing unto hers,their tongues playing a game.He broke away,licking his lips. He said nonchalantly,
“The chocolate’s good.Can I have a cup?”
Vulgar kan e.e anyway,comments are most welcomed.
If you truly love someone,you let them go.
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Saturday, November 1, 2008
Considering the fact that im getting dumber and dumber day by day,i shall not put any titles for any post.Except on special occasions aha
I skipped GB tday cause as usual,im not involved.I dont wanna do role call for an hour -_- dont be absurd.Me and momiji went to see keyboards in Yamaha tday.I chose one eventually,it costs 1050.Okay la.But cannot put any diskets or record anything *which i dont not need* But first i have to get rid of the stupid 27y/o thing.I prattically had to open the whole piano to find the model.
Myf had nomination tday.
MYF COMMITTEE '09
Pres: Fung Hao
V.pres:Irene Choo
Secetary:Marianne
Treasurer: Sandra ( good performance btw (: )
Worship : Steven+ Samuel Kong
Social Concern: Jeremy
Outreach: Lai May & Diana
Diana came back after 347693750972345 years away.She reckons she will come every meeting starting tday.I beg to differ.I left my bag in myf.Di,i promise i will belanja you makan before i leave to pay you back all the 'Lo Mai Kai money'
(=
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Makan!

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Sunday, October 26, 2008
Sad toes.


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Saturday, October 25, 2008
IDK ;/
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Friday, October 24, 2008
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